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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
New Apple study challenges whether AI models truly “reason” through problems - Ars Technica
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Will Canadians still buy American products?
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Bryce Huff thankful he landed with 49ers - NBC Sports
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
No way
How long does it typically take for prices to return to normal after tariffs are removed?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
When does a man tell a woman he has feelings for her?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?